Just as I feared
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Davidosis | |
| Cause: | pollen |
| Symptoms: | indigestion, grunting, occasional facial hair |
| Cure: | |
Thanks to Rae for pointing me to this uncannily accurate, online, self-diagnosis system. Now that my illness is named, there is no more to complain about.
DISCLAIMER: Results may vary. Talk to your Mother if unsatisfied with your diagnosis, or change your name.






Shouldn't the cure be "beach" instead of bleach?
Posted by: fletch | May 27, 2004 at 02:10 PM
Fletch! Your absolutely right.
Dr Unheimlich probably has terrible handwriting, like many doctors. It has to be beach.
Beach is good. Bleach is...Blechhh!
Posted by: David St Lawrence | May 27, 2004 at 05:28 PM
Heheh - frighteningly accurate.
Influenced by the devil indeed - I knew there was something going on.
J
Posted by: jon | May 30, 2004 at 05:34 PM