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May 26, 2004

Just as I feared

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Davidosis
Cause:pollen
Symptoms:indigestion, grunting, occasional facial hair
Cure:bleach beach
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Thanks to Rae for pointing me to this uncannily accurate, online, self-diagnosis system. Now that my illness is named, there is no more to complain about.

DISCLAIMER: Results may vary. Talk to your Mother if unsatisfied with your diagnosis, or change your name.

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Shouldn't the cure be "beach" instead of bleach?

Posted by: fletch | May 27, 2004 at 02:10 PM

Fletch! Your absolutely right.
Dr Unheimlich probably has terrible handwriting, like many doctors. It has to be beach.

Beach is good. Bleach is...Blechhh!

Posted by: David St Lawrence | May 27, 2004 at 05:28 PM

Heheh - frighteningly accurate.

Influenced by the devil indeed - I knew there was something going on.

J

Posted by: jon | May 30, 2004 at 05:34 PM

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